New Team Corjack Member

[Corjack]

Team Corjack would like to welcome Sophie, a six week old Teddy Rosevelt/rat terrier as our newest member her duties will include security and intruder alert, rodent suppression and feline erradication.

[gaston]

Nice!

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[Corjack]

I weighed her today and she is a whopping 2.79 pounds

[börje]

She´s a wery sweet little girl. Hope you get some fine years together. Last weekend my finnish hound visited a male hound, so I hope there will be some puppies around 22:d of mars. I allready ordered a Zeiss Victory Diavari 6-24x56 illuminated from eEngland, so I really need a lot of puppies, so I can pay my VISA-bill
Börje

[Fritz Kraut]

Team Corjack would like to welcome Sophie, a six week old Teddy Rosevelt/rat terrier as our newest member her duties will include security and intruder alert, rodent suppression and feline erradication.

Congrats to a really nice pup! You introduced a new word there: feline erradication. I will keep that word in mind, and wish the young lady great prosperity in that important profession.

Fritz

[Corjack]

She´s a wery sweet little girl. Hope you get some fine years together. Last weekend my finnish hound visited a male hound, so I hope there will be some puppies around 22:d of mars. I allready ordered a Zeiss Victory Diavari 6-24x56 illuminated from eEngland, so I really need a lot of puppies, so I can pay my VISA-bill
Börje

You need to find you a girlfriend that is a doctor,lawyer or a CPA. Then you could have put the scope on her Visa.

[börje]

I´m not sure it´s worth it A girlfriend with a lot of money means trouble, I think. You allways gonna hear, who´s paying the bills On the other hand, If she would pay for some huntingtripps to Africa, I might think about it.
Börje

[jonas]

Team Corjack would like to welcome Sophie, a six week old Teddy Rosevelt/rat terrier as our newest member her duties will include security and intruder alert, rodent suppression and feline erradication.

Congrats to a really nice pup! You introduced a new word there: feline erradication. I will keep that word in mind, and wish the young lady great prosperity in that important profession.

Fritz

Congratulations to Corjack and Sophie for finding each other

Yes, "feline erradication" sounds sane to me. I have noticed that Fritz and I have something in common about felines

[börje]

Makes 3 of us
Börje

[Corjack]

Sophies predecesser CJ sent many a feline to the happy kitty litter box in the sky.

[Fritz Kraut]

Sophies predecesser CJ sent many a feline to the happy kitty litter box in the sky.

Good-looking dog, which also is(was?) good-doing, a true hero dog.

By the way, I read this on another forum some days ago.

Cats and Dogs

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:

8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40am Walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite
thing!

11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt
me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly
on fresh meat, while the other inmates and myself are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly
clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me
going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust
them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless
body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear
into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what
I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little
hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of
assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in
solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
"allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to
use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to
assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his
feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow
-- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are
flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special
privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be
more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded!
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him
communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain
that he reports my every move. The captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated
cell, so he is safe.......for now....

[gaston]

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